This Evening: TOHTALLY WIYAHD!
>>> Go see Beat Jams at Johnny Brenda’s. Here is a brief synopsis: hot girls, dancy songs, raunchy lyrics. With Kurt Vile and Birds of Maya.
>>> Say it in your best Mark E. Smith accent: There is a new party starting tonight Upstairs at Sal’s called Totally Wired. We cannot tell if the descrip is real or no: “disco nouveau/swedish pop/italocrunk.”
>>> Insert generic (but no less real) “it’s beautul outside” pick here.
