Alycia Lane Doth Protest Too Much?

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Rich Eisen and I have been good friends for almost 10 years and our relationship has always been purely platonic. We regularly exchange e-mails and photos. It’s unfortunate that there was a misunderstanding over some harmless pictures of myself and my friends on vacation that I shared with him.”

You’re playing this like a straight up chump, Ms. Lane. Just once, just once, we’d like to see somebody just pipe the fuck up and go, “YES, BITCHES! I DEFINITELY SENT THIS PERSON NAKED PICTURES OF MYSELF BECAUSE I’M HOT AS HADES AND I CAN!!!” Just once. Also, confidential to Michael Klein: Dawg, you earned that paycheck this week, that’s for sure.
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One Response to “Alycia Lane Doth Protest Too Much?”

  1. DJRobertDrake Says:

    if she was smart, she’d show the pics on the 11pm newscast and make this a weeklong series – watch the raitings soar thru the roof!

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