Rumblings: Talkin’ Shit, O.G. Edition

salt>>> We thought we had killed it off, but in the end, we have learned that no mortals can crush the rabbit hole of look-at-me that is… SALT.CREWCIAL.ORG. Everyone’s favorite scenester message board has risen — it’s as Philadelphian as sex with the ex, doncha know — and we’re guessing today’s the day they’ll make you register. Consider y’all’s spot blown up, yo, and please send our regards to Driz At The Piz. [Salt]
>>> Speaking of “we thought you were dead,” Ashlea Halpern aka City Paper’s Paper Doll is not. She’s just moving to Cleveland, also known as “dead to us.” Let’s remember the good times, then, shall we?
>>> And can we please quit all the pussyfooting and just make an offer for Larry Brown now? Thank you. [Inky]

2 Responses to “Rumblings: Talkin’ Shit, O.G. Edition”

  1. enrico Says:

    No. No. No. No.

    Dude’s like 68 and can’t stay with a team for more than a minute. The Sixers are young and need a coach who’s gonna be here when guys they draft this year are old enough to legally buy a beer.

    He’s one of the all time greats, but he certainly doesn’t belong on the Sixers bench.

  2. enrico Says:

    Okay. Wait, so if you’re saying in an “advisory” role then I agree. Just not head coach.

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