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pat burrell

[Hat tip to The Posi Guy]

9 Responses to “We Would Not Being Doing Our Jobs If We Did Not Ask You To Caption This Picture In The Comments Section”

  1. DJRobertDrake Says:

    now that uniform certainly beats the throwback Eagles powder blue and yellow jawn.. :)

  2. Citizen Mom Says:

    The poor child, all deformed like that ;)

  3. enrico Says:

    This picture is like 4 years old. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  4. sweetjohnny Says:

    “Hey Chase, would you mind toweling me off, stud?”

  5. Phabulous Says:

    And Utley’s giving away a fleece blanket for ladies night?! I’ve got the goods to give away myself!

  6. sluggerB Says:

    “I hope tonight’s game doesn’t go into extra innings – I have to fly out for that Falcon Video shoot at 7am tomorrow..”

    (If I had to pick a jock strap to wring out into my mouth after an 11-inning game, I’d probably still pick Chase Utley’s…)

  7. Phidget Says:

    Thunder, Meet Storm. Welcome to the Gun Show.

  8. Phidget Says:

    Or “Thunder, Lightening. STORM”

  9. lord_whimsy Says:

    Blast–my veiny horsepleaser fell out of my snug he-trousers again! Oh, why won’t they make athletic wear for the hyperpotent, oversized male? How I curse my meaty fate!

    Oh, hello, there. So sorry if I startled you–it always makes a resounding “slap” against the tile floor, much like a slab of steak does when hitting a linoleum counter. Unnngh…so heavy…little help?

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