Portland Bader Writes: What The Hell Do I Do With All These Philly MySpace Bulletins?

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What am I to do with all of them? Making Time! Cocaine Party! Sex Freak Out Rager! Philebrity Block Pop Super Free Tickets Show! 1026 Tonight and Tomorrow Only! New Vox Pop Block 1026 Black Floor Freak Out Art Skateramp WITH BROOKLYN AFTERPARTY HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE THE ONE! FOLK FREAK EXPLOSION BACKYARD BONFIRE TWO WEEK EXTRAVAGANZA FREE FAIRIES AND UNICORN SPARKLE FLUTE 1026+7 ICA LOCAL GRAVITY BONG HELL YEAH THIS IS IT PHILLLLAAAAAAY!

I mean sigh, right? You can run away from your problems, but you can never, ever, run away from your Myspace Bulletins.

God bless it all,

Bader

ps in Portland I’m now “Erik”

We are missing the shit out of this guy.
Related: DailyMiltonian: Portland Bader, Meet Philly Bader

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