PSA: New SEPTA Web Tool Allows You To See Exactly How Fucked On Time You Are

septa train viewIt’s called a clock SEPTA Train View, and it’s an automatically updated status report on which trains are late, which trains are on time, and which trains are filled with annoying Villanova kids who are clearly grossed out/think they’re gaining some kind of edginess by taking the R5. Okay, we’re fibbing about that last bit, but hey, it’s nice to see SEPTA is trying, right? No, you say, it’s not nice? SEPTA is dead to you, and any step in a more enlightened direction is merely going through the motions? That SEPTA contributes daily to our overarching sense of impotence, second-rate-ness and utter failure? OK, you’ve convinced us. This has been a public service announcement.
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One Response to “PSA: New SEPTA Web Tool Allows You To See Exactly How Fucked On Time You Are”

  1. bubblemonkey Says:

    I’m sure this “train view” will be just as fucked up as the robot announcer voice on the el.

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