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Area Publicists Unwittingly Stranded Somewhere In Spring Of 1994

sassyIn the last 24 hours, we have received the following press releases:

Girls Rock Philly Hosts Silent Auction Fundraiser, April 6

“Cold Rock The Auction Block” to Benefit Philly’s Only Girls Rock ‘n’ Roll Summer Camp

First Person StorySlams Kick Off April 24

a new monthly, competitive storytelling series at L’Etage

SUGAR TOWN and MEW GALLERY Present HOW SASSY CHANGED MY LIFE

A reading by KARA JESELLA and MARISA MELTZER SAT MAY 5

Here at Philebrity, we take victims of time crimes very seriously. We are not sure how exactly our colleagues time-morphed back to spring of ’94, but we plan on reading up and doing everything we can to assure their safe return. As anyone who was alive back then can attest, 1994 was a nice place to visit, but you wouldn’t wanna live there.

This entry was posted on Friday, March 30th, 2007 at 1:24 pm.

  • DJ DJCAPSLOCK

    No way… I wish it was ’94 forever. It was a pretty cool year, I mean even Ravers were cool then. Lots of great things in 94: new Beaveis and Buthead episodes, B.I.G.,Good drugs, Weezer, Sega. I have more reasons to stay in 94, but I have to log off the world wide web because my mom needs to use the phone so she can call her psychic friend.

    peace out

  • Sugar Town

    As a dude who still extols the virtues of Echo & The Bunnymen in 2007, you have no room to talk about retro crimes. Not that there’s anything wrong with Echo, just the usual pot calling the kettle black and all that. How about a Barnabys reunion?