Lisa Scottoline Column Still Shockingly Awful, Even To Extended Family

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You may think I’m comparing two unrelated things, but this really isn’t so crazy when you consider that many women, myself included, sleep with their dogs on the bed. In fact, in my own case, three of my dogs sleep on what used to be my husband’s side of the bed. Plus, dogs do a lot of the things husbands do; snore, toss and turn, and fart. And I think the corgi has restless leg syndrome.

Hmm. Tell me if you think these things are related. But from my side of the bed, I’m smelling a connection.

The only thing that’s missing is the prenup.

Why God why. I can’t believe I just read this. On the plus side, this flaming piece of poo has inadvertently produced one entertaining morsel: Scottoline’s alleged ex-stepdaughter commenting on our first post about how this thing was a hot, doggy mess.
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3 Responses to “Lisa Scottoline Column Still Shockingly Awful, Even To Extended Family”

  1. sweetjohnny Says:

    This called to mind a particularly shark-jumpy episode of nip/tuck in which the lonely wife of an overseas military man was sleeping with their dog. Thanks for the mental image of Lisa Scottoline engaged in a similar situation. Thanks a lot.

  2. DJ DJCAPSLOCK Says:

    I didn’t think of that at all until you shared it sweetjohnny, as I have not seen the episode. For purposes of accuracy should I be thinking about the style canines have made famous… or just licking a little peanut butter off the cookie?

  3. Jon L Says:

    Reminds me of a Dysfunctional Family Circus cartoon:

    http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/26/2.jpg

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