Rumblings: Fakin’ It
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BONUS ROUND: Red Phanatic is freaking us right the fuck out. [Phillies]
March 23rd, 2007 at 11:35 am
red phanatic is just not right. does it mean he’s mad?
March 23rd, 2007 at 12:43 pm
it means he’s got a big fire crotch
March 23rd, 2007 at 1:41 pm
if the carpet matches drapes, i’d imagine he has beautiful violet pubes.
March 23rd, 2007 at 2:49 pm
yeah, but he’s not wearing any pants, adam - we can see his crotch and it is red.
ha - it would be great if for the “paint the town red” event they made an anatomically correct fanatic suit and just painted his newly exposed bits red.
that could be classic
March 23rd, 2007 at 7:51 pm
as much as i can’t stand the red either, the fact is - they f’d up back in that fateful spring day in 1978 when he made his debut … he should have ALWAYS been red, since that is the Phillies main color…
but lime green was so 70s and the rest is history ;)