Listen. R. Kelly can’t do no types of wrong. R. Kelly can pee on a thousand little girls on their way to a thousand little Girl Scout meetings and he’ll still be a saint in my eyes. If I had a daughter, I’d let him take a shot at her, maybe hoping it’d help me win the Powerball or something. ‚ÄúGo ‘head, Kells‚Äîaim for her bigass forehead! Don’t worry‚ÄîI’m not going to sue you, dawg. I love you, nigga!‚Äù I mean, if Catholics eat Nilla Wafers and claim it’s the body of Christ, why can’t R. Kelly’s piss be of spiritual significance? I’m a flirt.

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This entry was posted on Friday, March 23rd, 2007 at 8:11 am.