Philebrity Index: Winners, Losers, Over-Achievers, Under-Achievers, And You

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  • Amount of winning Mega Millions ticket sold at Cape May liquor store, ’cause graying folks with multi-mil homes have all the luck: $370M
  • Sunday in March where we freak out like crazy people!!!, as Daylight Savings Time tries an “Express” edition: 2nd
  • Cost of Monica Malpass’ broken heart/broken-engagement ring: $78,000

  • Number of salt trucks that PennDOT operates with an iron fist: 400
  • Acres of exhibits at the Philadelphia Flower Show so that you can ignore the two inches of shit we won’t talk about outside your window: 11
  • 3 Responses to “Philebrity Index: Winners, Losers, Over-Achievers, Under-Achievers, And You”

    1. Allan Smithee Says:

      cost of tickets to the Philadelphia Flower Show are astronomical, ie, way way over my budget.

      When is Captain Freeshit/Philebrity going to have a give-away for those tix??

    2. lord_whimsy Says:

      Right on, Smithee–I have me a serious orchid jones.

    3. d1w1f1 Says:

      the liquor store was in woodbine though. not the nicest place.

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