>>> How to you make a local TV anchor’s head explode? It’s easy and fun, and it only takes 12 simple words: “Sources: Naked Principal Found With Sex Toys Watching Gay Porn In Office.” Add in the fact that we was selling meth out of same said principal’s office, and, well, we better call in the national guard and get a big tarp so none of us get hit with shards of Dementri brain. On second thought, that latter bit isn’t all that much of a concern. [NBC10]
>>> THANK YOU MAYOR STREET! Front page video on CNN.com yesterday: “Philadelphia, City Of Brotherly Hate.” Ouch. [CNN]
>>> But you know, we can take all the murder and meth-selling, dildo-hiding principals in the world, but when St. Joe’s just gives up and decides to make the whole school root for Boston College football instead, well, that’s just fucked up. [700Level]

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