Philebrity TV News: Patricio Gets The Scoop On LARRY WEST FOR MAYOR!


Who was that crust punk kid that showed up at the Milton March yesterday? Why, he’s Larry West, and he wants to be YOUR mayor! Patricio gets the interview.
BREAKING: LARRY WEST CHALLENGES MILTON STREET TO A DEBATE AND BATTLE OF THE BANDS! Announcement after the jump.

My name is Larry West. You may remember me from yesterday; I was the guy with the sign that said “Stop Milton Street” and the mohawk. Mr. Milton Street took me by the shoulder and asked me, “Why do you hate me?” Within that, I told him I was running for mayor as well. He then challenged me to a debate, and I am more than happy to do it! I told him “any place, any time,” and I will now hold him up to it, only I have chosen the place and time!

March 10th, City Hall, Delworth Plaza at 12PM.

It’s a debate and a battle of the bands! Mr. Milton Street, please come down! I will pay for the stage and permits, all $425, myself and we can get as much media out there as possible! We debate for 30 minutes to an hour, then we face in a battle of the bands! Your keyboardist and your vocal chops against me and my guitar! You can sing gospel and I’ll shred away with something special on my guitar!

Again, I’LL pay for the stage so you don’t have to worry about the bill. I’ll organize everything myself, but I just need you to help with contacting the press to show up. I just need you to show up.

So, I look forward to this debate! I really do! REALLY! I need to know by Saturday, though, so I can start making and posting flyer’s, as well as file for the permit first-thing Monday!

4 Responses to “Philebrity TV News: Patricio Gets The Scoop On LARRY WEST FOR MAYOR!”

  1. DJRobertDrake Says:

    He’s got my write in! Go West, Philadelphia!

    btw joey – whats with the mic flag? God gave you a bright red round logo for a reason, son! I expected to see that on all four sides! ;)

  2. magdalenus Says:

    Where can I get one of those “Not My Mayor” shirts, Larry!?

  3. monicak Says:

    wtf me, i went to high school with this kid. go cardinals!?

  4. nico_icon Says:

    I don’t know about this kid… Eric Boucher couldn’t do it…

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