Listening To Chaka Fattah Is Like Watching Paint Dry; Sooner Or Later, You’re Gonna Look Down And See That Reading About Him Is The Same Way
Philadelphia Weekly responds to the city’s second most uninteresting mayoral candidate the only way you can: A long stare in which you pretend you are listening.
Chaka Fattah likes to say he acts on faith. But when it comes to consensus building, longtime friend Curtis Jones Jr. describes him as someone who can identify “who’s peanut butter, who’s jelly and who’s bread, and convince them all it’s in their best interests to make a sandwich.”
Man, it is so not peanut butter jelly time for Chaka right now. Wake up, dude! There’s an election on!
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