¬? Instant karma.
¬? Jonathan Valania/Hot Kangaroo Pie/your band met someone who really knew how to use a computer.
¬? Estonian hackers were holding it ransom for a burlap sack full of SEPTA tokens.
¬? Y2k bug finally hit.
¬? Hostile takeover attempt by “SPECIAL ADVERTISING SECTION” resulting in final scene from Reservoir Dogs.
¬? It was a snow day, bitch. What were you doing on the Internet anyway?
¬? Our favorite: We weren’t down, all of you were blocked from reading this at work, and you all better start seriously sucking up to the IT guy if you want to still have a job by week’s end.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 27th, 2007 at 9:23 am.