This guy’s been on my radar for weeks, and I’m finally giving in – he’s the second coming. What he lacks in flamboyance and panache, he more than makes up for in pure, unfettered retardation. I know that word gets bandied about quite a bit in these parts, but seriously, this guy looks like a mentally retarded person. His clothes, his hair, his features – they’re all perfect. I’ve decided that he shall henceforth be referred to as Little Scotty Mouthbreath.

Oh, Jonny. Jonny, Jonny, Jonny. Come home, son.
Gawker: Blue States Lose [#3]
Related: MySpace: VIP
MySpace: Jonny Makeup
Previously: Peter VIP On The White Rapper Show

This entry was posted on Friday, February 23rd, 2007 at 2:06 pm.