This guy’s been on my radar for weeks, and I’m finally giving in – he’s the second coming. What he lacks in flamboyance and panache, he more than makes up for in pure, unfettered retardation. I know that word gets bandied about quite a bit in these parts, but seriously, this guy looks like a mentally retarded person. His clothes, his hair, his features – they’re all perfect. I’ve decided that he shall henceforth be referred to as Little Scotty Mouthbreath.