Rumblings: You Can’t Fight Your Way Out Of A City Hall Paper Bag

year without a mayor>>> Ol’ Milton might have painted him as a stooge (even using the “Duhhhh, which way did he go, George?” voice in one interview we saw), but you can’t argue with numbers: Bob Brady surges to 18% in the polls. Keep in mind that at this point, there are more people in Philly running for mayor than there are people who actually vote. [BobBradyWorks]
>>> You probably already know this, but if 5,000 people don’t show up outside City Hall on March 1 to rally in favor of Milton Street’s candidacy for mayor, he’s going to shoot a rocket out his ass, eat a baby and pull a wooden nickel out of his ear, all at the same time. [DN]
>>> Think the mayor’s race is crowded? Check out the latest City Council goss: Northern Liberties Neighborhood Association ex-prez Matt Ruben just threw his hat in for City-Council-At-Large, going up against Sharif Street and, if this chart is to be believed, a whole gaggle of other so-and-so’s. Ow. Head hurty now. [MattRuben/Numsum]
BONUS ROUND:>>> And Dwight Evans did a live web chat with like 100 people last night. Because nothing gives the personal touch like talking policy over a webcam. [DwightEvans]

One Response to “Rumblings: You Can’t Fight Your Way Out Of A City Hall Paper Bag”

  1. fuckermost Says:

    that’s it! i’ve had it! i’m adding milton street to my list of band names…

    JOHN MILTON STREET
    Lee Harvey Keittel
    Christy McNicholson
    Anne BanCrosby
    Juan LeConqueroos
    Charlie Watts Riots
    Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Yourself
    Maya Angelou Reed
    F. Scott Fitzgeraldine Fibbers
    Laclos Intolerance
    Vladimir Nabokov Medicine
    George Orwell Aren’t You Fuckin’ Special?
    Jean Paul Chartreuse
    Gertrude Steinbeckhanson
    Alfred Lord Tennis Anyone
    Oscar Wilde and Crazy Guys
    Hermann Hesse Station
    William Faulknerd
    Ken keys are in the mailbox
    Dorothy Parker Posey
    Frank Llyod Wright Brothers
    JD Salinjerk Chicken
    Edgar Allen Poe Boy Sandwich
    Jack Kerouac-a-Mole

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