Dept. Of Gettin’ Some: Walnut Street Limo Sex, Pts. I & II
When the space aliens or God finally make their way back here to see what we’ve been up to for the last hundred years, it is our only hope that someone hips them to Philebrity and they find this post. And yay, they shall laugh with great mirth at “Limo sex on Walnut St Pt1″ and “Limo sex on Walnut St Pt2″ on YouTube. The premise is rather simple: Some friends are stopped at a red light around Broad & Walnut. It’s gotta be a Friday night. It just feels like a Friday night. Driver looks to their left, and sees a limo window one-third down. No, they can’t be. Yes they are. And out come the camera phones. And then they notice. They don’t care. They’re fucking in a limo, I mean, honestly, would you care? Fuck it, you even offer the cameraphoner your email address. It’s Friday night and you’re fucking in a limo! Let all the cameraphones of the world shine their blue light on you and your baby, and may this sweet limo ride only end when we all arrive at the great, blistering white light of the Champagne Room. And ever and ever, amen.
February 22nd, 2007 at 12:11 pm
crazy heteros! ;)
February 22nd, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Did I hear that right, after she was asked whether she was at a prom?
“No, we went to the ball.”
Was that the Academy Ball? The 150th Academy Ball? The most high society event in Philadelphia? Bluebloods got a little hot-blooded.
February 23rd, 2007 at 7:02 am
Best line ever:
“Wait, wait. Imma have your ass on the internet.”