Based on the popular college parlor game of the same name, Fuck, Marry, Kill is a simple concept. We give you three names, and you must order them how you’d act in an imaginary world free of consequence ‚Äî who you’d live out the rest of your days with, who you’d smite from the Earth forever and who you’d simply have consensual adult relations with and then never speak to again. We’ll leave the poll up all week and then reveal its results on Fridays. This week, we tackle Philly’s presently booming infotainment biz, where there’s no news in the news, only wackiness, annoying obviousness and housewifey fear. So who’s the worst offender here? Is it the newly minted Fox29 News At 5, replete with butterfaces ‘n’ boots? Or does NBC10′s “All That And More” get the guillotine for being All Of What And Absolutely Fucking Nothing? Or do we cut the problem at its root ‚Äî the seemingly innocent-enough Don Polec? Decisions, decisions! Now, we wanna see a fair fight here: Everybody shake hands and may the most fucked thing win. Go! And if you’ve got future contestant ideas for Fuck, Marry, Kill, please send them to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Previously: STEAKWARZ!

This entry was posted on Monday, February 19th, 2007 at 3:55 pm.