Breaking: Milton Street Thrown In The Hoosegow! Not Making This Up!

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Milton Street, the older brother of Philadelphia mayor John Street, has been taken into custody in Moorsetown, NJ on warrants for outstanding traffic violations.

On the plus side, for those of you requesting that we stop posting about Milton, this should pretty much neutralize him for the rest of the day. On the other hand, you can never be too sure with this guy.
KYW: Moorestown Traffic Court Not So Much Like Philly Traffic Court

2 Responses to “Breaking: Milton Street Thrown In The Hoosegow! Not Making This Up!”

  1. julia Says:

    who on earth would want you to stop????

  2. C. The Impaler Says:

    “Paying fines for traffic violations wimpicizes you. What’s that to my left?”

    You think 7-11 and McDonalds are paying Street to be the site of these media ops?

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