“To Show That Special Someone You’s A True Playa, Why Not Roll With The Freeway Card?”
Somewhere, there’s a guy standing on one of the Market-Frankford platforms, thinking, “Finally! A credit card to match my VOLUMINOUS RAPBEARD!”
TheFreewayCard: Pre-Paid In Full
Previously: Philly Cops Want To BE Freeway
February 15th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
coke crack credit
February 15th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
invest and make $$$millions….
*new and improved crack pipe*
sick and tired of trying to find your lost stem when you ditched it cause of police paranoia??
THE NEW BLINKY PIPE (copyright)
Beamers, just clap your hands numerous times and look for the glowing object in the abandoned parking lot or grassy knoll under the expressway. slightly more expensive than the regular clear plastic tube you use. BUT HEY, YOU DON’T GOTTA REPLACE IT AS OFTEN!
note: crack not included