Chase Utley wasn’t the only Phillies player to tie the knot this offseason. Cole Hamels married former Survivor star Heidi Strobel on New Year’s eve in her hometown in Missouri.

On the other hand, nothing quite says “damaged goods” like “former Survivor star.” (Hi, Gervase. Oh, no, wait, you were on Big Brother, weren’t you? God, we forget.) Anyway, for those of you that need a refresher on mein Strobel, Deadspin will jog the memory:

For those of you who watch “Survivor,” you might remember Heidi Strobel, a woman who, after three weeks on an island with little food, proved herself to be 85 percent breasts.

And by the looks of things, the other 15% is body grease. And yes, Pervy McPervpants, if you can find a bigger version of this picture, you can indeed spot her baby rat.
The700Level: Strobel Light Honey
Deadspin: The Remix

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 6th, 2007 at 11:33 am.