Last week on Philebrity, we launched our new weekly poll: Fuck, Marry, Kill. Based on the popular college parlor game of the same name, FMK is a simple concept. We give you three names, and you must order them how you’d act in an imaginary world free of consequence ‚Äî who you’d live out the rest of your days with, who you’d smite from the Earth forever and who you’d simply have consensual adult relations with and then never speak to again. We’ll leave the poll up all week and then reveal its results on Fridays. This week, we got a toughie for ya, with the city’s two biggest utility-bill gripes in a battle royale. And in an effort to rouse the disgruntled smoker/libertarian crowd, we’ve added in the smoking ban. Now, we wanna see a fair fight here: Everybody shake hands and may the most fucked thing win. Go! And if you’ve got future contestant ideas for Fuck, Marry, Kill, please send them to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This entry was posted on Monday, February 5th, 2007 at 11:30 am.