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And Now, The Thrilling Conclusion To AGNEW GOES TO THE WING BOWL!

agnew goes to the wing bowl

(from we……)

This has been going on for way to long. It was like Mardi Gras
but indoors. I had no idea to expect this much coverage/excitement about breasts
from the camera men. It was kind of a bummer. Funny at first – then just weird.
It’s all over. They are going to announce the results….

Joey Chestnut wins. In fact the top 3 are all national eaters. No
philadelphians.
We will never win anything ever again ….

WAIT ! El Wingador just announced his is coming back – he is coming out of
retirement – Philadelphia may have a chance next year!

But wait! I dont care – there is no way I would ever goto this again. 4hrs and
20 mins long for about 15 actual exciting minutes and 74236738463432 covered
breasts. Well as soon as I type this – the first fight broke out. The crowd
cheered the winner and boo’ed the loser

I Love our city

… and with that, our young hero collapsed and heaved his last breath of sweet life. He’s dead, Philadelphia, and you fucking killed him.
Previously: Agnew Goes To The Wing Bowl!

This entry was posted on Friday, February 2nd, 2007 at 4:19 pm.

  • Allan Smithee

    just wondering…

    is the wingbowl part of the sixth borough thing, second generation? though not part of NYC, “Buffalo” is located in New York.

    AND THE CROWD BOOS LOUDER!!!

  • C. The Impaler

    Buffalo and the rest of upstate western NY are definitely remote provinces to “the city”. Hell Toronto is closer to Buffalo. The Wingbowl may be a crypto celebration of Philly’s parochial relationship to NYC … people need to be killed.

    Otherwise, I just don’t get it. Wings in Philly overall ain’t that good. Heck the tourist guides send you to Moriarty’s where they don’t even have the brains to separate them. Philly ought to stick to what it knows. It has perfectly good drunken man foods in its own right. Why not Cheesesteak Bowl? That’d separate the chickenshits from the real eaters when a heart attack on the spot is in the cards.

  • Allan Smithee

    re: cheesesteak bowl

    its already a disgusting site, seeing those eating slobs, faces covered with orange wing sauce. that would crank it up a notch.

    wonder what the smell and site of all that melted cheeze all over the place would be like. think its a safe bet… just to drink more beer.