City Paper Cover Story Cribs Liberally From Philebrity Business Plan
What you do is offer the girl a $250 tip after you’ve done your business. This is how you let her know what you’re looking for and that you can pay for it. She won’t come out and tell you that she’s holding at first; she’ll hint that for $250 extra, you’ll be a happy man. Thirty of the $250 is an actual gratuity on the fuck; the other $220 buys you an eight ball of high-quality powder coke. Sure, that’s expensive, even for good blow, but you haven’t heard the best part. Seriously, this is going to fucking kill you:The whole thing goes on your credit card.
Shit. I wonder if Triple 5 Soul are gonna pull their ads.
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[Photo credit: Michael T. Regan]
February 1st, 2007 at 11:54 am
man, do i love boobs…and coke, too, really – when it’s all said and done…i happen to love both coke and boobs…together…when they’re separated? yeah – both can be fine, but i prefer the compound. it’s pretty sweet that way.
hmmm…now that i think about it…i used to tell people that i was an ‘ass man’ – but, i’d like to scratch that and go with a ‘boobs and coke man’ title.
okay – cool.
today has just gotten a lot brighter for me.
thanks, guys!
February 1st, 2007 at 12:20 pm
If you check out the CP article the first ad in the piece is for Mount Snow Valley in Vermont. I thought it was part of the story at first when I saw Mt. Snow. Now that’s what I call product placement.
February 1st, 2007 at 1:12 pm
Maybe I read too fast but I didn’t see the phone number of the service listed in the article. Not for any particular reason,of course.
February 1st, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Coke and boobs vs. Pot and ass. Discuss.
February 1st, 2007 at 2:56 pm
woh -
i think you meant crack and ass
February 2nd, 2007 at 4:09 am
Alright, you got me. What can I say–new to the life.