We don’t all have the patience for Crest Whitestrips. So, when some of us off our wives, we like to chase that down with a nice Bleach Cocktail.

Paul Wanyoike was found on the floor in a rear bedroom, with foam and a strong odor of chlorine bleach coming from his mouth.“The guy drank Clorox and took every pill in the house,” police Capt. Charles Howley said.

Clorox? We thought the Fauxrox store brand was supposed to be depressing. Man, some people don’t know how good they have it.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 31st, 2007 at 12:48 pm.