Fuck, Marry, Kill: City Paper, Philadelphia Weekly And… Norah Jones!

FMKToday on Philebrity, we launch our new weekly poll: Fuck, Marry, Kill. Based on the popular college parlor game of the same name, FMK is a simple concept. We give you three names, and you must order them how you’d act in an imaginary world free of consequence ‚Äî who you’d live out the rest of your days with, who you’d smite from the Earth forever and who you’d simply have consensual adult relations with and then never speak to again. We’ll leave the poll up all week and then reveal its results on Fridays. This week’s inaugural feature gets to the heart of a long-standing debate in the Philly media world: City Paper or Philadelphia Weekly? To make it interesting, we’ve added in jazzy songstress Norah Jones as an option. Enjoy! And if you’ve got future contestant ideas for Fuck, Marry, Kill, please send them to tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.


Which would you choose?

Fuck CP; Marry Norah Jones; Kill PW

Fuck CP; Marry PW; Kill Norah Jones

Fuck PW; Marry CP; Kill Norah Jones

Fuck PW; Marry Norah Jones; Kill CP

Fuck Norah Jones; Marry PW; Kill CP

Fuck Norah Jones; Marry CP; Kill PW


6 Responses to “Fuck, Marry, Kill: City Paper, Philadelphia Weekly And… Norah Jones!”

  1. Pitzy LaRue Says:

    So it’s FUCK in the good way… right?

  2. simplefly Says:

    “Get money, kill, fuck bithes.”
    -Allen Iverson

  3. C. The Impaler Says:

    Agh! This is too hard! Can’t I just pick “dare”?

  4. lord_whimsy Says:

    Now see, I saw those three words, and thought this might be one of those fun Jojo commentary/rants on the state of things.

  5. pinchefresco Says:

    Can I marry/fuck PW, but just kill Steven Wells? Or maybe only marry Ashlea Halpern or whatever?

  6. jeffreybleachedblack Says:

    Results?

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