Phawker Produces First (Sort Of) Readable Post, Nabs Interview With Perez Hilton
CITIZEN MOM REPORTS: The scariest guy on the Internet plops down next to me on a banquette. He’s sporting a head of pink hair, a dark T-shirt-and-jacket combo, skinny jeans and moon boots — an ensemble that probably nobody else could pull off. He looks tired. I probably don’t have to ask, but I do anyway: “So is it Mario, or Perez?”“Tonight, it’s definitely Perez,” he says, softly.
In other breaking Phawker news, Jonathan Valania has just discovered Philebrity’s #1 Song of 2006, and some other thing called the Internet.
Phawker: Now We Know TWO Gays!
