WILL MARRY FOR AN INCUBUS TICKET (and yes i’m a girl) - $1

Reply to: sale-269548439@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-28, 2:39AM EST

i am so desperate to go to the show…if you had any idea what i’ve been through to see this show you would probably just hand me a ticket for free and give me a hug…but i know we don’t live in that kind of world, which is why i’m not asking anyone to do that. i live in richmond, va, but and driving up just to see this show…which is where you come it. i don’t want to drive all the way up there to NOT see the show. so hook me up. if you have a ticket out there, lemme know. i just want to see the band play, and i will meet and pay cash….AND marry to do so. yes, it’s that serious ladies, and gentlemen. so if you have one you want to sell, contact me a.s.a.p! you can call @ 703 407 8920 first thing in the morning if you read it in time. it doesn’t matter what time it is, just call. i need to see them. Please! thanks

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Yes, we realize her phone number is in there. But mostly, we just want someone to call her and tell her that it’s fucking 2007 and that Incubus was absolutely terrible even before the planes flew into the towers. Now that we all gotta live in the moment, it’s like a double-crime of taste.
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This entry was posted on Monday, January 29th, 2007 at 12:57 pm.