<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" > <channel><title>Comments on: Breaking: Barbaro, 2003-2007</title> <atom:link href="http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/</link> <description>You're famous. (For Philly.)</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 22:05:13 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item><title>By: Pen Name</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1198</link> <dc:creator>Pen Name</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 30 Jan 2007 04:39:21 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1198</guid> <description>Citizen Mom? J-Press? Sure are a lot o peeps from the Phawker camp posting on Philebrity today. It almost makes me wonder what you&#039;re doing on here when you should be digging for relevant content ... Ooooooh, wait a minute. I get it. Carry on.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Citizen Mom? J-Press? Sure are a lot o peeps from the Phawker camp posting on Philebrity today. It almost makes me wonder what you&#8217;re doing on here when you should be digging for relevant content &#8230; Ooooooh, wait a minute. I get it. Carry on.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Citizen Mom</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1196</link> <dc:creator>Citizen Mom</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 23:57:52 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1196</guid> <description>actually the rule that requires real live horse boinkin&#039; for thoroughbred breeding has to do with making sure the sample doesn&#039;t get messed with, or that someone doesn&#039;t, say, siphon off a bit to use for freeeeeeeeee. keep out the middleman, as it were.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>actually the rule that requires real live horse boinkin&#8217; for thoroughbred breeding has to do with making sure the sample doesn&#8217;t get messed with, or that someone doesn&#8217;t, say, siphon off a bit to use for freeeeeeeeee. keep out the middleman, as it were.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Adam</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1189</link> <dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 20:17:19 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1189</guid> <description>thats fucked, they cant just collect the champ&#039;s jizm? it has to be dicks-going-in traditional horse style? jockeys are so fucking lame (((( maybe thats why they&#039;re trying to save his legs, so he can still mount a few Fillys. or if by &quot;traditional way&quot; the jockeys meant like love and marriage? fucking jockeys are sick.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats fucked, they cant just collect the champ&#8217;s jizm? it has to be dicks-going-in traditional horse style? jockeys are so fucking lame (((( maybe thats why they&#8217;re trying to save his legs, so he can still mount a few Fillys. or if by &#8220;traditional way&#8221; the jockeys meant like love and marriage? fucking jockeys are sick.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: lord_whimsy</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1187</link> <dc:creator>lord_whimsy</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:58:04 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1187</guid> <description>If I may be excused for waxing poetic:To an Athlete Dying Young by A. E. HousmanThe time you won your town the race We chaired you through the market-place; Man and boy stood cheering by, And home we brought you shoulder-high.To-day, the road all runners come, Shoulder-high we bring you home, And set you at your threshold down, Townsman of a stiller town.Smart lad, to slip betimes away From fields were glory does not stay And early though the laurel grows It withers quicker than the rose.Eyes the shady night has shut Cannot see the record cut, And silence sounds no worse than cheers After earth has stopped the ears:Now you will not swell the rout Of lads that wore their honours out, Runners whom renown outran And the name died before the man.So set, before its echoes fade, The fleet foot on the sill of shade, And hold to the low lintel up The still-defended challenge-cup.And round that early-laurelled head Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead, And find unwithered on its curls The garland briefer than a girl&#039;s.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If I may be excused for waxing poetic:</p><p>To an Athlete Dying Young<br /> by A. E. Housman</p><p>The time you won your town the race<br /> We chaired you through the market-place;<br /> Man and boy stood cheering by,<br /> And home we brought you shoulder-high.</p><p>To-day, the road all runners come,<br /> Shoulder-high we bring you home,<br /> And set you at your threshold down,<br /> Townsman of a stiller town.</p><p>Smart lad, to slip betimes away<br /> From fields were glory does not stay<br /> And early though the laurel grows<br /> It withers quicker than the rose.</p><p>Eyes the shady night has shut<br /> Cannot see the record cut,<br /> And silence sounds no worse than cheers<br /> After earth has stopped the ears:</p><p>Now you will not swell the rout<br /> Of lads that wore their honours out,<br /> Runners whom renown outran<br /> And the name died before the man.</p><p>So set, before its echoes fade,<br /> The fleet foot on the sill of shade,<br /> And hold to the low lintel up<br /> The still-defended challenge-cup.</p><p>And round that early-laurelled head<br /> Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,<br /> And find unwithered on its curls<br /> The garland briefer than a girl&#8217;s.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Pitzy LaRue</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1186</link> <dc:creator>Pitzy LaRue</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:45:23 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1186</guid> <description>Sperm can be collected from thoroughbreds for insemination, but under the Jockey Club rules a foal can only be recognized if it was the result of &quot;live breeding&quot; (aka the old fashioned way). It&#039;s not a biological thing, though. Just you know, FYI. I also think that a horse like Barbaro probably had a really nice life and was treated very well.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sperm can be collected from thoroughbreds for insemination, but under the Jockey Club rules a foal can only be recognized if it was the result of &#8220;live breeding&#8221; (aka the old fashioned way). It&#8217;s not a biological thing, though. Just you know, FYI. I also think that a horse like Barbaro probably had a really nice life and was treated very well.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: applesauce</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1185</link> <dc:creator>applesauce</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:12:52 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1185</guid> <description>That poor horse suffered more than any other horse since the invention of gunpowder. Poor guy.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That poor horse suffered more than any other horse since the invention of gunpowder. Poor guy.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: salacious crumb</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1184</link> <dc:creator>salacious crumb</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 19:03:28 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1184</guid> <description>In response to Adam: According to a caller to the Rush Limbaugh show a few moments ago- sperm cannot be harversted from thoroughbred horses. Insemination must be done the traditional way.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In response to Adam:<br /> According to a caller to the Rush Limbaugh show a few moments ago- sperm cannot be harversted from thoroughbred horses. Insemination must be done the traditional way.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: godard</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1182</link> <dc:creator>godard</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 18:48:31 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1182</guid> <description>As cruel as horse racing is, and as hard a life as Barbaro led, I&#039;ll still take my local heroes any way I can get em.Rest in peace, big guy.</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As cruel as horse racing is, and as hard a life as Barbaro led, I&#8217;ll still take my local heroes any way I can get em.</p><p>Rest in peace, big guy.</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> <item><title>By: Adam</title><link>http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/comment-page-1/#comment-1180</link> <dc:creator>Adam</dc:creator> <pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 17:52:21 +0000</pubDate> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.philebrity.com/2007/01/29/breaking-barbaro-2003-2007/#comment-1180</guid> <description>they only keep him alive for sperm</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they only keep him alive for sperm</p> ]]></content:encoded> </item> </channel> </rss>
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