Breaking: Barbaro, 2003-2007

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KENNETT SQUARE, Pa. (AP) - Co-owner Roy Jackson says Kentucky Derby winner Barbaro has been euthanized.

We tip our hats to you today, buddy.
Bob Dylan: “All The Tired Horses” [mp3]
Related: Wikipedia: Barbaro

9 Responses to “Breaking: Barbaro, 2003-2007”

  1. Adam Says:

    they only keep him alive for sperm

  2. godard Says:

    As cruel as horse racing is, and as hard a life as Barbaro led, I’ll still take my local heroes any way I can get em.

    Rest in peace, big guy.

  3. salacious crumb Says:

    In response to Adam:
    According to a caller to the Rush Limbaugh show a few moments ago- sperm cannot be harversted from thoroughbred horses. Insemination must be done the traditional way.

  4. applesauce Says:

    That poor horse suffered more than any other horse since the invention of gunpowder. Poor guy.

  5. Pitzy LaRue Says:

    Sperm can be collected from thoroughbreds for insemination, but under the Jockey Club rules a foal can only be recognized if it was the result of “live breeding” (aka the old fashioned way). It’s not a biological thing, though. Just you know, FYI. I also think that a horse like Barbaro probably had a really nice life and was treated very well.

  6. lord_whimsy Says:

    If I may be excused for waxing poetic:

    To an Athlete Dying Young
    by A. E. Housman

    The time you won your town the race
    We chaired you through the market-place;
    Man and boy stood cheering by,
    And home we brought you shoulder-high.

    To-day, the road all runners come,
    Shoulder-high we bring you home,
    And set you at your threshold down,
    Townsman of a stiller town.

    Smart lad, to slip betimes away
    From fields were glory does not stay
    And early though the laurel grows
    It withers quicker than the rose.

    Eyes the shady night has shut
    Cannot see the record cut,
    And silence sounds no worse than cheers
    After earth has stopped the ears:

    Now you will not swell the rout
    Of lads that wore their honours out,
    Runners whom renown outran
    And the name died before the man.

    So set, before its echoes fade,
    The fleet foot on the sill of shade,
    And hold to the low lintel up
    The still-defended challenge-cup.

    And round that early-laurelled head
    Will flock to gaze the strengthless dead,
    And find unwithered on its curls
    The garland briefer than a girl’s.

  7. Adam Says:

    thats fucked, they cant just collect the champ’s jizm? it has to be dicks-going-in traditional horse style? jockeys are so fucking lame (((( maybe thats why they’re trying to save his legs, so he can still mount a few Fillys. or if by “traditional way” the jockeys meant like love and marriage? fucking jockeys are sick.

  8. Citizen Mom Says:

    actually the rule that requires real live horse boinkin’ for thoroughbred breeding has to do with making sure the sample doesn’t get messed with, or that someone doesn’t, say, siphon off a bit to use for freeeeeeeeee. keep out the middleman, as it were.

  9. Pen Name Says:

    Citizen Mom? J-Press? Sure are a lot o peeps from the Phawker camp posting on Philebrity today. It almost makes me wonder what you’re doing on here when you should be digging for relevant content … Ooooooh, wait a minute. I get it. Carry on.

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