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bader>>> And now, we give you the Philly blog post TO BEAT in 2007. Are you ready? The Publications Office‘s review of last Friday’s Girl Talk show at Johnny Brenda’s:

[...] later, Gillis closed with a masterpiece blend that was too “Philly” for Philly. He let the mix wind to a close and shouted to the crowd, “Hey Cats, you ready for the one I like to call “The Super Soaker?” Then he took his shirt off. Then everybody took their shirt off. Then Spank Rock’s “Bump” began playing. Everybody started fucking, clothes-off. He blended in Lil Kim’s “Magic Stick.” Jesus Christ. Then it happened. Gillis slammed on Belinda Carlisle’s “Heaven Is A Place On Earth” and pussy jizz started spraying everywhere. There was so much of the stuff no one could keep their footing, not even those observing from the balcony, i.e. T.P.O. And that was how the show ended, hundreds of naked hipsters, lying devastated in puddles of female ejaculate.[ThePublicationsOffice]

>>> Not as good, but hours of fun anyway: The Daily Miltonian‘s photo/story history of A DECADE OF BADER ON THE PHILLY SCENE. Or, if you prefer, “Six Degrees Of Bader.” Don’t laugh, you are definitely friends with someone on this. [DailyMiltonian]
>>> Oy vey. Wash it all down with the 51:51 Monthly Mix Podcast Jumpoff and get the bloodclaaat outtta here with your bad riddims. Hot fire! [51:51]