Twenty years to the day after Budd Dwyer spewed his brains all over the wall, an equally disturbing event was televised: the debut of Fox’s new 5 o’clock news.

There’s so much to comment on: Bruce Gordon’s ties, Jen and Kerrie Lee’s matching sex boots, the pent-up sexual tension, the endless American Idol coverage.

Wait, they just did a three-minute piece on how, get this!, women are now shopping for electronics.

Next up, dogs are cute. Later, guys love sports.

Please make it stop. Or at least start commenting on it. I feel like I’m watching Videodrome with Jenapher playing the Debbie Harry role. It’s not pretty.

Friendly Reader, we think you just kinda said it all.
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This entry was posted on Thursday, January 25th, 2007 at 1:38 pm.