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Noontime Nuggetz: All Points Bulletin For ’80s Philly Mullet Rockers Witness


Last seen on AM Philadelphia and this fan site. If found, please approach with caution, as the chemical compounds used in the group’s hair products have most likely formed sedimentary layers and are now extremely flammable.

This entry was posted on Friday, January 19th, 2007 at 1:05 pm.

5 Responses to “Noontime Nuggetz: All Points Bulletin For ’80s Philly Mullet Rockers Witness”

  1. Pen Name Says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    What is up with that cat’s crotch? I can’t take my eyes off it, and not in a good way. On a wholly unrelated note, anyone notice that he too looks exactly like Frank DiCicco?

  2. mappy Says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

    Mmmmm…chorizo…

  3. Allan Smithee Says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    the 80’s philly version of a cross-pollenated Loverboy/Men At Work.

  4. DJRobertDrake Says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 6:50 pm

    i think all the blood has gone to his crotch since he can neither lip-sync nor dance … poor thing, so excited to be on local tv - he sprung an erection!

  5. earlx Says:
    January 19th, 2007 at 8:25 pm

    And a fine day it is for Chestnut Hill Academy as both Witness and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! get some love from Philebrity.

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