Checkin’ In With Craig: It’s Like They’re INSIDE OUR BRAIN!

dude¬? Girl Talk tickets are the new hipster currency, apparently. But for the life of us, we cannot explain why no one’s bartering ‘em for sex yet. Hands & Knees kids, you’re letting us down. (By the way, you have about 95 minutes left to win a pair.)
¬? Oh, and Silk City is hiring! Please send resumes to THE DUDE. (Pictured.)
¬? And lastly, a casting call for “Behind The Music: The F.U. Church.” Wanted: Smelly Jake Gyllenhal type in “Ardmore” hoodie.

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