Local Couple Will Let You Watch In Return For Eagles Tix, But Seriously, Dude: NO ANAL

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Looking for Eagles tickets! Watch/Direct us for your tickets/discounts – $1

Reply to: sale-257514602@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-04, 12:36PM EST

We are a very attractive younger couple, both in grad school and looking to go to the game on sunday but really can’t afford it. We’ve talked about it and figured we’d see if anyone had 2 tickets that would want to offer them up for watching us do what you choose in real life. (no pain/potty/or anal, gf’s rules) anything else goes. This is open to men/women or couples.

If it is a couple or female, we will still pay you for the tickets, but can not afford the outrageous prices that people are charging above the face value. We’d love to work something out to get a cheap ticket though if you could help!

This is for real, please be for real too.

* Location: philadelphia area

And here, we thought loving the Eagles was synonomous with non-stop, eternal assrape.
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