Or the man or woman, or both, mixed, it don’t really matter, just know that It Will Happen. And why not? Tonight’s the night, after all.

Sorry we dropped the ball (pun definitely intended) on not giving you the party listings tonight, but seriously folks, do you really need another place to go besides the Too Many options you’ve already got on your plate? Of course you don’t. Just check those Myspace bulletins, every other one is like TONIGHT OH SHIT CRUNK ASS PARTY PANTS FREAK DOWN MAKE OUT BANANAS MANIA and who isn’t a little tired of reading that shit? We know we are. Our only advice to you, dear reader, is to just pick one place and stay put, and please don’t go chasing Ghost Parties — you know, where your texts start blowing up about the Next great place to be but by the time you get there everyone already moved on to the Next Next place, ever in search of the mythical Black Room, which, for those not in the know, is the Fabled Final Party that people check their messages for at 4am, the place where everyone who is Supposed To Be There IS THERE…except they’re not there, because the truth is there IS NO BLACK ROOM, so why try and find it? Just stay put, drink your fill, dance till your pants fall down, and please, love the one you’re with.

So you say 2006 wasn’t all it was cracked up to be? Fret not, that’s what 2007 is for, which of course you know (unless you didn’t get the memo) is going to be Your Year as well as Ours. FSD and gang would like to thank Joey Sweeney for being drunk enough to let us hang with you folks for the past week, and of course we want to thank you folks in particular, you the Dedicated Readers who hung with us through this Truly Strange week. It should go without saying I’m madly in love with all of you, and still can’t get over the fact that I’m lucky enough to be around while all of this — this, meaning these Truly Interesting Times we’re living — is going down. Goddamn it’s a good feeling.

Best to all, goodnight and good luck, it’s 2007 so turn those amps to eleven!

Your biggest fan,

Fort Saint Davids

P.S. If you still want to be friends our other websites are:

Daily Miltonian: Frequent Bloggy Goodness
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This entry was posted on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 9:02 pm.