FRIDAY:
>>> Face it: Christmas falling on a Monday makes everything straight-up weird; we’re going to venture out and say that as far as going out goes, it might just be the worst way for the holiday to fall, because if you think that you’re not gonna be a comatose party mess by the time Christmas Eve falls on Sunday, well, just wait until you’re in the same boat all over again, twice as bad, on New Year’s Eve. Yuck.
>>> That said, [click.] is back at Fluid. We think this is some kind of holiday emergency [click.], as we don’t recall hearing anything about it before 24 hours ago. So you need to get down there and make sure everything’s alright.
>>> It’s like a living, breathing Philebrity Player: The Cobbs and The War On Drugs at Johnny Brenda’s. With support courtesy Bottom Of The Hudson.
SATURDAY:
>>> Nas is bringing his bloated hip-hop that nobody except 12-year-old- boys care about to the Electric Factory, and you would do well better to get to the Khyber and kick it true-school with 215hiphop.com’s Christmas benefit show with OuterSpace, Last Emperor, Maylay Sparks, Doap Nixon and lots of other guests.
>>> Hey now, party dance time let’s go America! Sorted! is back at Johnny Brenda’s: the last one was “the most people in Johnny Brenda’s ever” and probably the sweatiest high-school dance type fun we’ve had all year. Bleached Black returns to Medusa to show that, yea, they are the originators of the post-punk animated gif. And Philadelphiyinz throws its Christmas party upstairs at the Khyber, even though we’re pretty sure they’re all media-controlling Hollywood Jews. Mazel tov!
SUNDAY:
>>> It’s Christmas eve, son. Haven’t you got a family to go home to?

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