Reader Poll: Because “The Place You Go To See People Beat Their Kids On Delaware Ave.” Was Already Taken


What’s the best handle for what we talk about when we talk about Sugar House and Foxwoods?

SugarWoods

The Sugary Woods

ShitWoods

Foxy Fannypack’s Granny Gravy Train

Monte Columbus

Mom’s House


These also work well as freshman year of college band names; but if you live in West Philly, they’re perennials. Have at it. Please.

4 Responses to “Reader Poll: Because “The Place You Go To See People Beat Their Kids On Delaware Ave.” Was Already Taken”

  1. DJRobertDrake Says:

    oh – i SO wanted to vote for SugarTits!

  2. fixedon10th Says:

    yea, agreeing with the music man.
    choices need to be more harsh or more offensive – to match my disposition when it takes me an hour to get from the Home Depot to my house in the Italian market.

  3. Jon L Says:

    You can also write great headlines with it — “Payoff exposed: Councilman caught suckling at SugarTit.”

  4. mitchconnor Says:

    Even though Trump lost out, I vote for 21 Trump Street. Or Trumpfuck. Or Moons over MyHammy Slot Machine. Or just plain Stupid. I don’t know; I’m not a doctor.

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