NoLibs Finally Gets Its Own Barclay Prime, Horse Division

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[...] Ministry of Information has found a novel way to keep patrons puffing: Serve Swanson frozen dinners.

One of the caveats of the ban grants smoke-’em-if-you-got-’em waivers to bars that receive 90 percent or more of their income from drink sales. (This’ll soon drop to 80, if Mayor Street signs the revision City Council passed on Nov. 30.) So Ministry decided to cut down on their food income by scrapping their entire Mexican menu‚Äîwhich featured made-to-order burritos, nachos, tacos and enchiladas‚Äîand switching to the lazy parents’ and fat dudes’ favorite, Swanson.

If you look closely, you can see that the sign at the top says “We’re serious!”
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3 Responses to “NoLibs Finally Gets Its Own Barclay Prime, Horse Division”

  1. rumain Says:

    that is amazing.

  2. inhaler97 Says:

    Brilliant!

    Never had/wanted the food at Ministry, but now, Bwahahahaha

  3. frankenslade Says:

    Swanson frozen dinners haven’t been the same since the introduction of microwaving. I’ll pass.

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