¬? “Stallone, reported to have been overheard numbly instructing a groupie to ‘Work da shaft’ and ‘Cup da balls’ and ‘Say my name’ while receiving fellatio in a movie-set trailer.” PhillyMag goes meta and delivers the blowjob inside the blowjob. Tricky! Like a one tricky pony. Hiyo! [PhillyMag]
¬? And hey, when you think about it, Rocky 6 kind of is like The Passion Of The Christ. You know, in that it’s a vanity project for an aging freak who’s only ever like 3 beats away from going Michael Richards and losing it entirely. Add to the mix the fact that the film’s now being hawked as a spiritual lifestyle product, and the whole thing is getting pretty Gibsonlicious, if you ask us. [Inqlings]
¬? Make that two beats: Sly disowns Rocky 5, and is already calling 6 “a bad move.” [IrelandOnline]
¬? Misery loves company: The Smithsonian now the second major American museum to get befouled by the Rock’s sweaty balls. Atza nize. [UPI]
¬? And just because we know it will infuriate you every bit as much as it just did us, the Rocky Statue Flickr count: 205 and rising. [Flickr]

This entry was posted on Monday, December 4th, 2006 at 10:00 am.