Knox Mayoral Announcement Draws 50 Junkies And No Heat Whatsoever

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No public officials or well-known city figures were on hand.

And the crowd of more than 50 supporters seemed largely made up of men from the North Philly drug rehabilitation center One Day at a Time. Several said they had been asked by the center to attend.

On the plus side, he has hired Joe Trippi, so at least he’s got the don’t-make-a-weird-scream-sound-in-the-heat-of-the-moment-so- douchebags-can’t-dart-down-your-otherwise-totally-legit-campain thing down. On the down side, this guy doesn’t look like he gets all the exciited in the first place. So there’s that.
Inky: Hey, Is This The Guy Who’s Got Loads Of Cash But No Chance Whatsoever?
DN: Yep, That’s Him Alright!
TheNextMayor: That’s Enough, You Two, Let’s Allow The People To Decide For Themselves, Mmmkay?

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