Rumblings: Return Of The Bagheads
>>> Philebrity wants to know: Did your Sunday Inquirer come with this handy Rick Santorum Doggie Doo-Doo Bag? If so, man, hook us up ‘cos we just fed Lil’ Charlie like a whole box of these weird steak treats, and man, I think we’re gonna need them. [Blinq]
>>> Hey Sparky: Do you still not know where you’re supposed to go to vote? Here’s a map. Having to use this should result in you having to take Remedial Philadelphian classes, but still, that would probably not be such a bad thing for a lot of you transplants out there. [CommitteeOfSeventy]
>>> Martin Luther King H.S.: Not a good place to vote. That just doesn’t seem right at all. [SwingStateProject]
November 7th, 2006 at 4:05 pm
That was a dog shit? I thought it was for Santorum deposites, so I gave it to the gay couple two doors down.
November 7th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
When Santorum loses tonight, every single person in town should have celebratory butt sex, collect any resultant deposits of his namesake in those doody bags, and mail them to his campaign headquarters tomorrow.