Philly Dems Plan On Binge Drinking, Republicans Plan On More Self-Loathing Gay Sex, Etc.

drinking liberallyBut hey, at least the Dems know how to get the word out about where the good parties are tonight.
Option #1:

Please join your friends at DoubleSpeak (Peter, Josh, Matthew) at the “Tap Room” tomorrow night to celebrate a historic victory for Democrats and to get wasted drunk.
We will be joined by Senators John Kerry** (D-Massachusetts) and Joe Biden** (D-Delaware) so it should be a terrific event!
We look forward to seeing you tomorrow night. We’ll be there by 8:13 PM and hope you can arrive early too.
Da Spot:
South Philly Tap Room
1509 Mifflin Something

We don’t rightly know if that Biden/Kerry thing is B.S. or not, but hey, who doesn’t have a little Joe Biden in ‘em, right? Ahem.
Option #2:

The Philly Against Santorum victory party will be held at Lucy’s Hat Shop at 247 Market Street in Old City starting at 8:30 PM. There will be live election returns, food, and a cash bar.

Option #3:

Drinking Liberally from 6 until whenever at the Tangier, 18th and Lombard Streets, in Center City.

2 Responses to “Philly Dems Plan On Binge Drinking, Republicans Plan On More Self-Loathing Gay Sex, Etc.”

  1. Clare Says:

    Rendell’s election night party is at The Warwick at 17th and Locust.

  2. DoubleSpeak Says:

    We should be honest and note that the end of the email read as such:

    **Senators are not yet confirmed.

    But regardless, the more the merrier at the SPTR.

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