And The “Dude, That Is Fucked Up” Election ’06 Award Goes To… Raj Bhakta!

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VOTERS ARE BY now accustomed to automated political-campaign calls, but many were stunned by one that hit households in Montgomery County and Northeast Philadelphia over the weekend.

The recorded voice was that of a distraught, tearful woman.

“I had an abortion performed on me,” the woman said in a shaky voice, adding that she wanted to tell “the truth about Allyson Schwartz.”

“The truth is that 18 lawsuits have been filed against Miss Allyson Schwartz’s clinic, including assault, battery, negligence, perforated bowels and uteruses,” the woman said, “and even abortions performed without consent of her patients.”

The woman finished by asking voters to “think about her patients before you cast the ballot.”

The call was paid for by Republican congressional candidate Raj Peter Bhakta, who is running against U.S. Rep. Allyson Schwartz.

On the other hand, he really is so handsome.
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