The Philebrity Index: Special Halloween Edition!

yap¬? Number of flights ascended to reach the Klip Collective’s Faux Daft Punk/Grave Rave on Saturday due to busted elevation: 8 and we’re still feeling it.
¬? Ingredients combined and chilled in fridge for Tricked Out Pumpkin Dip that will taste wicked with gingersnaps and Nilla wafers: 1 (16 ounce) container of thawed Cool Whip, 1 package of instant vanilla pudding mix, 1 can of solid pack pumpkin, 1 tsp. of pumpkin pie spice. Serves 32. Or the Philebrity Staff when hungry.
¬? Shampoos that it takes to remove orange temporary color spray from dark hair, if blonde you are screwed: 2.5 (scalps are so porous)
¬? Eggs left in our possession after we upgraded to EggBeaters on Mischief Night because we’re lazy: 1
¬? Element of most excellent Milla Jovovich costume we saw over the weekend: 5th

3 Responses to “The Philebrity Index: Special Halloween Edition!”

  1. mikemikemike Says:

    Speaking of costumes based on attractive female movie characters, I saw a cute girl dressed as Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction this weekend, complete with syringe in her chest. If you’re reading this Mia, send in your photo!

  2. PosiGuy Says:

    Serve the dip out of a hollowed out pumpkin. Classy!

  3. Exscribe Says:

    Re: Milla Jovovich costume. I know not who she is, but for the love of God, find her and make her famous.

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