¬? Yesterday, we launched our listings section. As you can see, it is a work in progress. But we are committed to making this useful and part of your life. So use them. Bookmark that shit. It’s only going to get better each day, until we drive the weeklies (who invariably fuck them up and give you lots of stuff you don’t care about) into their graves, and then we have to find new work for them, haunting our dreams. Spooooooky! (Promoters, bands, film dorks, reading series types, DJs, etc.: Add listings[at]philebrity[dot]com to your list. Just do it now. Atta boy.)
¬? If you are by some chance a poor old person or hippie reading this somewhere, as nice as we believe in your heart it is, don’t give trick or treaters fruit. It just freaks everyone out.
¬? Are you enjoying the comments yet? We hope so. Get at us also if you want to become an approved commenter.
¬? Send us your motherfucking Halloween pics already! To: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com. In fact, you know what? We’ll do a contest. Best costume wins tickets to shit. We’ll figure out what by lunchtime. It’s on.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 31st, 2006 at 9:49 am.