Philebrity Speculates: Who Will Be The First Philadelphians To Take Advantage Of NJ Same-Sex Unions?
I mean, now that the coast is clear, who’s gonna hop the PATCO and break the cherry, as it were?
¬? V.I.P. and their own mirror reflections?
¬? Butch Cordora and whoever he can drug?
¬? Lynne Abraham and another man?
¬? Sue Serio and… oh, we just made that joke.
¬? Dave P and Sean Agnew?
Oh, but we kid. We want to hear from you, Philadelphia! Let us ring in this momentous occasion in the comments with one thousand totally juvenile snaps. And to our friends in New Jersey: Congrats. We never doubted your fundamental gayness, not even for a second. Mazel tov!
October 26th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Perhaps Philebrity should be the first. That way we could all sit in the weeds and laugh when Phawker showed up a day later, looking to do the same thing in a different dress.
October 26th, 2006 at 3:45 pm
Phawker, the frankenstein of blogs. Not an original bone in it’s body.
October 26th, 2006 at 3:50 pm
I, for one, find their verbose, incoherent ramblings charming.
And I’m defnitely pulling for either Butch or my favorite Philly closeted pseudo celebutard
October 26th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Are you telling me YOU’RE the Sausage King of Chicago?
October 26th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
I just hope McGreevy shows up at the first ceremony drunk as shit wearing his underwear on his head and a necktie on his ween.
October 26th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
No need to get snooty pen name ;)
October 27th, 2006 at 11:07 am
it’s great that NJ is so gay, but i’m kinda worried about the national backlash for the elections…