Daily News Crime Blog Unearths New Breed Of “Dandy Muggers”

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He asked for money and she said no. Then he politely victimized her. “You seem like a nice girl,” he said. “And I would hate to have to do something to you that both of us would regret. I will ask you one more time. Do you have any money?’
She gave him $20 and ran.

You did the right thing, honey. But listen: If, by any chance, he looked like this guy, please let us know.
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2 Responses to “Daily News Crime Blog Unearths New Breed Of “Dandy Muggers””

  1. magdalenus Says:

    Nah, Whimsy’s got an alabi.

  2. lord_whimsy Says:

    I have better than an alibi–I have a suspect!

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