We cannot tell a lie: Every female in the Philebrity office today ‚Äî all two of them, unless you wanna count our gay dog, and you probably should, come to think of it ‚Äî wants to take Demetri Martin home and keep him safe forever. And can you blame them? You may recognize Martin from his role as the new Jimmy Olsen type on The Daily Show, but check it: D-Mart’s got funny jokes, too. And we’ve got tickets to see him on Thursday night at the TLA: Send an email to ihopeiwin[at]philebrity[dot]com with “I’VE GOT 9000 FRIENDS” as the subject header. Many will enter, but sadly, only one will marry this man. Sorry, honey: He’s just not into you.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, October 24th, 2006 at 4:29 pm.